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February 02, 2008, Saturday

1/2500s | f4.5 | 105mm | My first Chinese New Year celebration in London.

I apologise for the lack of updates; I've been terribly busy and my writers decided to go on strike a couple of weeks ago. Taking cue from the on-going WGA strike, the army of monkeys I employ to type out stuff you read on Odds&Ends are demanding that they be paid more peanuts for their effort. It's all a bit of a monkey business really; how dare they ask for more when what they've been churning out aren't even witty anymore? They're wreaking my reputation too with that last entry about how marriage is evil; that definitely threw a monkey wrench into my plan to hook up with girls whose sole aim in life is to get married and have kids.

There's no way I'm letting them make a monkey out of me again. I'm taking a firm stand and have decided to not give a monkey's about this until Chinese New Year is over. For the first time in 2 years, I'll be celebrating the New Year back home. The weather has been super cold in London; enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Really, there is no better time to head back to sunny Malaysia.

I promise to threaten those chimp-pansies back to their typewriters again once I get back in 2 weeks so stay around.

posted at 07:09 PM